Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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