Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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