YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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