I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
id be glad to
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
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