I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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