Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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