YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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