The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
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I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
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My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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