I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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