this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
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the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
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well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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