Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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