is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
home. puking in laundry basket.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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