just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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