and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
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