Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
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you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
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I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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