Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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