if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
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you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
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Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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