I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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