So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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