I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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