But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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