I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
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Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
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party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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