its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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