Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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