They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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