Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
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idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
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At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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