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The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
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She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
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My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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