This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
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He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Can vaginas get frostbite?
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id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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