College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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