it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
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thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
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IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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