dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
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Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
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How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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