GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
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a queef is a wish your heart makes.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
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He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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