Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
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You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
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My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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