david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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