what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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