Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
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Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
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COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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