new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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