if you like me you must not know who I am
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I could make wine with my vomit
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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