Sry I called you an 8
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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