I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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