some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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