I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Randomize
