I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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