You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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