And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
The Olympian is in my bed
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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