To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
a bad idea.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
These 21 Drunks Said The Darndest Things
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
These 25 Irresponsible People Blew All Their Cash On Drugs, Booze, & Sex
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear