I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
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I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
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Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner