we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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