watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
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