so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Even my vagina gasped.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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