you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
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i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
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I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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