I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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