Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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