How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
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We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
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I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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