Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Where is the hickey?
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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