you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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