arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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