An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
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I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
50% drunk capacity currently
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I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize