Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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