Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
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Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
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I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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