i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
vagina is talking i cant
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
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Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
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He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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