Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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