whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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