I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
Randomize
