I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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